He might as well said:
” I fucked a couple of girls, but i still think about you. We should get drinks soon, so i can get you drunk in hopes you’ll sleep with me” pfft.
listening to "Grizzly Bear - While You Wait For... →
offfffice party tomorrow!
It’s one of the (former) big bosses’ birthday tomorrow, and we’re having an office tomorrow at 11:30. That means snacks and free wine! woop
frenchelon: “Hey, is Yann Perreau my bartender today?” ooooo, je veux essayer ça! all that i’m missing is… all the non-alcoholic ingredients
listening to "David Bowie - Oh You Pretty Things" →
I like to hear this first thing in the morning
listening to "Crimson →
oh… what a feeling
listening to "Soggy Bottom Boys- I Am A Man Of... →
listening to "blink-182 Feeling This 2nd Music... →
maybe this will relieve stress
listening to "Cake - Jolene" →
one of my favorite songs by Cake
listening to "Dinosaur Jr. - See You" →
listening to "Pepper - Border Town" →
really feeling this song right now
listening to "Ranma 1/2 - Jajauma ni... →
listening to "Justice - DVNO" →
listening to "Bon Jovi - You Give Love a Bad Name" →
lolll, i miss (and can’t wait for the season premier of) How I Met Your Mother!
listening to "Marilyn Manson - Wormboy" →
listening to "action-action-03-a-tornado-an-owl" →
I miss college
listening to "Matchbox Twenty - Mad Season" →
Reminds me of how I felt when I lived in Nova-Scotia
listening to "Malice Mizer -- Regret" →
i hope to someday be able to play this
listening to "The Jetset Life Is Going to Kill You... →
FACT: I used to sing and dance to this whole album in front of the mirror when I was in high school.
Women prefer Internet over sex
fuckyeahfacts: Nearly half of the women questioned by Harris Interactive said they’d be willing to forgo sex for two weeks, rather than give up their Internet access, according to a study released Monday by Intel, which commissioned the survey. While 46 percent of the women surveyed were willing to engage in abstinence versus losing their Internet, only 30 percent of the men surveyed were...
As i was walking out of the metro yesterday, there was a guy standing at one of the metro doors, holding reeses peanut butter cups. i walked by, and he dropped one of those delicious cups. he looked down at it, and the doors closed in his face, leaving the peanut butter cup all alone. I don’t know why i found this so funny. If I were him, i would have gave it the 5 second rule. i guess...
I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each others...– Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)
my co-workers think i look like Zooey Deschanel in...
you should come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo until I Google all over...
To all the 90's babies out there!
followandreblog: This is crazy, just to think back when we were all so innocent. You’re a 90’s kid if: You can finish this [ice ice b a b y ] You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. I hated this one You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!” You just cant resist finishing this . . . “Iiiiiiin west...
Sexual acts lead to weight loss.
fuckyeahfacts: The average human loses 26 calories when kissing for a minute. Furthermore, vigorous sex for half an hour burns 150 calories (you can lose three pounds in a year – if you have sex 7 to 8 times a month). Kissing is also very good for your teeth: the extra saliva released during the act helps to keep the mouth clean – reducing the risk of decay. (source)
je t’aime tellement que j’hallucine– malajube
i find it soothing
toyfangs: i woke up starving, with a bad case of dry mouth, and in a relationship.